when you accidentally type ‘teh’ instead of ‘the’
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siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time
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due to circumstances the mod no longer has acess to this blog
it has killed its master
RISE
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.
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doctor: you have 2 minutes to live
me: ok cool
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